Get up you son of a bitch.

Oh look, it's my sandals getting sandalfied. This is me just testing the strap.



Without my feet, you can see the markings.



A side view.



I cut out the hole for the reentry point, and I'm just measuring length and fit here.



The other side.



A shot from underneath.



Finished with both straps, and cut out the holes for the other part. I don't know my shoe terminology, but that part does things!



I have a bromantic relationship with my hot glue gun.



After testing the sandal out, I noticed I was having a lot of trouble putting it on, and considering I need to put it on while access to the straps is blocked, I threaded some thread through it to scrunch it up.



The finito project.



Another shot.



So I wanted to go get the old machine a tuning, but when I mentioned it to my mother, she was like "OH HEY, I have another one. Look at this thing, it's never been used, brand new, sexy as a vixen.



The straps with my new and improved sewing machine. Twas a breeze to do.



The other sandal in the works.



Both finished and on my feet, the sandals need to be broken into, right now I'm lasting an hour in them before my feet start to get sore. They'll groove, or they die.



So I'm in the third week of P90x now, shit's so cash. I finally hit 280 today, and I feel stronger and better than ever before.